Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
