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a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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