i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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