i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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