This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
