I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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