Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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