Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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