Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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