he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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