Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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