How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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