and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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