i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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