I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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