My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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