How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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