So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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