I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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