She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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