gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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