is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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