lets start a swedish sibling band together
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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