physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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