Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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