I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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