We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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