elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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