Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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