Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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