oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
