How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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