I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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