the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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