he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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