its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
