Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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