dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just had sex on a roof
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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