I don't remember. Are we still dating?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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