How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We need to rekindle our bromance
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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