Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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