I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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