I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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