I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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