Christians are straight up FREAKS
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You can make out without kissing
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