i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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