Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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