he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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