I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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