You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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