Christians are straight up FREAKS
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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