She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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