Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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