Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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