That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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