STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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